Height-related {Sentence Starters}

badlucksong:

^{rpmemes-galore:}

^{“Need me to help you reach that?} 

^{“Now, who said that?”}

^{“Get down here and say that to my face!”}

^{“Have you ever considered taking up basketball? You could just drop it in the net!”}

^{“Life’s too short. I’m not!”}

^{“Did you shrink since I last saw you?”}

^{“Lean over so I can reach. More. More.”}

^{“I’m down here!”}

^{“Are you standing on the counter to feel tall?”}

^{“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!”}

^{“Do I need to get you a box to stand on?”}

^{“You wouldn’t happen to be part giant, would you?”}

^{“Who are you calling a shrimp?!”}

^{“If you were an I-Pod… you’d be a Nano.”}

^{“Ha ha! I’m taller than you now!”}

^{“You could probably still pass as a kid.”}

^{“How’d you grow so much?!“} 

^{“Should I put you on my shoulders so you can see?”}