“Need me to help you reach that?
“Now, who said that?”
“Get down here and say that to my face!”
“Have you ever considered taking up basketball? You could just drop it in the net!”
“Life’s too short. I’m not!”
“Did you shrink since I last saw you?”
“Lean over so I can reach. More. More.”
“I’m down here!”
“Are you standing on the counter to feel tall?”
“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!”
“Do I need to get you a box to stand on?”
“You wouldn’t happen to be part giant, would you?”
“Who are you calling a shrimp?!”
“If you were an I-Pod… you’d be a Nano.”
“Ha ha! I’m taller than you now!”
“You could probably still pass as a kid.”
“How’d you grow so much?!“
“Should I put you on my shoulders so you can see?”
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