{The Morning After}

perfectdespair:

• “ shit, I’m late for work ”
• “ ugh, not you again ”
• “ did I lose a bet last night? ”
  
• “ I can’t believe I just did that ”
• “ you cannot tell anyone about this ”
• “ you cannot tell _____ about this ”
• “ that was amazing ”
• “ my name’s _____, by the way ”
  
• “ where did you learn to do that? ”
• “ well this will be an exciting diary entry ”
• “ why are we outside? ”
• “ I’m sorry I broke your bed ”
  
• “ so… breakfast? ”
• “ I think I need to shower for a year ”
• “ we have to stop doing this ”
• “ I really hope I’m/you’re not pregnant ”
• “ I didn’t know you had a tattoo ”
• “ wanna go again? ”
• “ I ache all over ”
  
• “ you might be the best I’ve ever had ”
  
• “ that wasn’t what I planned ”
  
• “ why is there glitter everywhere? ”
• “ karaoke isn’t usually such a turn on for me ”
  
• “ that was better than last time ”
• “ does this mean we’re dating? ”
• “ I’m so hungover ”
• “ what did you say your name was? ”
• “ I need a cigarette ”
• “ are you sure that was alright? ”
• “ I don’t cuddle ”