face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot... the fame and glamour don't last but so what? i'm going to enjoy the ride as long as i can. this is everything i ever wanted... isn't it?... this time little mary jane's in the spotlight!... like scarlet o'hara said, tomorrow is another day!... danger is my middle name. it's monogrammed on all my towels... go get 'em, tiger.
if they only knew... i had to laugh, because i knew if i started crying i'd never be able to stop.
it must be ostentatious, having an existential realization as he was, standing there in the tenth isle of their nearest supermarket, staring down fixedly and rather intently into the festive print that decorates this over sized bag of mixed candies. it must be silly. to reflect upon several years ago, and vividly compare the triviality to buying things like this bag to the now strange sensation of necessity they produced upon sight and thought of his children. they couldn’t even eat any of this. why were they buying this? why were they buying more than this? “ they don’t even have teeth yet. “
he does not need another moment, within the same breath of thought, to realize that through his peculiar parental calling ezra and zac had ignited upon their entry within this world, he’s found himself extending it forth and outward ( they couldn’t even gum on it, the pieces were too small ) onto the other neighborhood children. somehow, he’d been sucked into all of this through the incapability of his boys, at their age, to truly partake in the tradition. they had him. he was apart of it now. this surmounted the sensible qualms he carried for the scraped knee of an unfamiliar child, and the tears it sprung. this was a ploy on the consumerist. they were milking him. they were using the children. why did this invoke such a cauliflower white heat within his belly? had not he himself used them for far more insidious plots? was he not the greater villain than this holiday marketing scheme?
heugh emits a small, nigh unintelligible keen onto the rows of cramped and crinkled packaged candy, unaware, that the grip he keeps on the bag has become somewhat taut.
she’s horrible with children. at least that’s what she tells anyone who has them. aside from her own two, small nephews ( who only found her cool for her leading part in a horror remake that almost no one saw ), any other prospect indicative of maternal instinct has mary jane running in the opposite direction. ( her parents messed her up enough – she’d hate to pass on any tainted watson genes. )
it’s not at all surprising that she had left getting candy for trick-or-treaters to the very last minute; an excess of reese’s peanut butter cups that were solely reserved for her. she’s just thankful for the tip from her stupor, that her building was an active amenity on halloween.
he’s the only thing standing in her way of the last bag of assorted candies she needs to call it good. an unintended witness to his madness, she sets the basket on her arm down, before reaching past him for the goodies. ❛ the ‘BUY TWO, GET ONE FREE’ got to ya too, huh?❜