☃ Christmas Inspired Starters ☃

occultumfilia:

promptplots:

• “I wasn’t sure what to get you.”
  
• “When did this turn into an ugly sweater party?”
  
• “I wish it would snow.”
  
• “Wake up! It’s Christmas!”
  
• “It’s Christmas Eve. That means I can open a present right?”
  
• “Is this eggnog spiked?”
  
• “Can you help me untangle these lights?”
  
• “You can’t put alcohol in the hot chocolate.”
  
• “Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”
  
• “I’d rather spend Christmas with you.”
  
• “Who’d you piss off to get invited to this party?”
  
• “You cannot do what you did last year.”
  
• “Is that supposed to be a snowman?”
  
• “Can I put the tree topper on this year?”
  
• “I dunno, this tree looks a little bare.”
  
• “Of course I would love spending Christmas with your parents!”
  
• “Is it considered Christmas wine if I drink it on Christmas?”
  
• “That tree isn’t even going to fit in the house! Why did you buy it without measuring it first?”
  
• “I’d rather be someplace warm.”
  
• “I burnt the ham, let’s just order a pizza.”
  
• “Why is there a reindeer on my front lawn?”
  
• “None of these Christmas lights work.”
  
• “I slipped and fell on the ice.”
  
• “I’m not any good at ice skating.”
  
• “Here, you can wear my gloves.”