Jealousy meme

rpmemcd:

requested by @momokitty27​! i set it up into a few different categories so it’s not just for couples but for a whole range of relationships!

for couples

• “I noticed them checking you out.”
  
• “Were you checking them out?”
  
• “So… they’re good-looking, right?”
  
• “Don’t lie to me and say you don’t think they’re hot.”
  
• “Just admit that you like them.”
  
• “Come on; even I know that they’re hotter than me.”
  
• “It’s not fair that they get to be around you all day and I don’t.”
  
• “They were hitting on you.”
  
• ‘I know you liked it when they were hitting on you.”
  
• “Would you like me more if I was more like them?”
  
• “They’re not (funnier / cuter / better looking ) than me, are they?”
  
• “Are you going to leave me for them?”
  
• “Would you leave me for them if you had the chance?”

for characters talking to their unrequited crush

• “You deserve better than them.”
  
• “They’re not even that good-looking.”
  
• “What do you see in them?”
  
• “Why do you stay with them?”
  
• “Wanna tell me what they did to upset you this time?”
  
• “If I had someone as wonderful as you, I would (never forget our anniversaries / always cherish you / etc).”
  
• “You should just leave them.”
  

for characters talking about their ex

• “I wonder what they’re doing right now.”
• “Their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) isn’t right for them.”
  
• “I can’t stop thinking about them with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate).”
  
• “They moved on so quickly.”
  
• “I get angry thinking about anyone else having them, even though I don’t have them myself.”
  
• “Do you think they were cheating on me with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) before we broke up?”
  
• “They never looked at me like they look at them.”
  

for friends

• “I noticed you hanging out with (character’s name) lately.”
  
• “You hung out with them and didn’t invite me?”
  
• “I feel like a third-wheel.”
  
• “They’re pretty fun, right?”
  
• “Maybe I shouldn’t come and let you two hang out together instead.”
  
• “I know that they’re more interesting than me.”
  
• “You two have more in common, anyways.”
  
• “It’s alright; I have other friends.”
  

for children characters talking to their parents

• “No! I don’t want a new (brother / sister)!”
  
• “You like (sibling’s name) more than me.”
  
• “If I get a new (brother / sister), you’re going to love them more.”
  
• “We haven’t played together since you had the baby.”
  
• “I hate my (brother / sister)!”
  
• “They’re not better than me! They can’t even use the bathroom right!”
  

random

• “Am I hotter than that person?”
  
• “So many people have achieved so much by this age, yet here I am.”
  
• “I’m a better (cook / surfer / etc) than them.”
• “They’re not even that good at (cooking / surfing / etc)…”
  
• “I look better in this than them, right?”
  
• “Do you think I could pull off that (hat / dress / etc) like them?”
  
• “Whatever; I’m not jealous.”