_{♡ Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:}

• _{Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: idk but i’m laughing so hard imagining peter webbing a door shut just to be annoying while mj tries to push it open}
• _{Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: 100% mrs. mary jane watson-parker}
• _{Who starts the tickle fights: PETER LEAVE ME ALONE}
• _{Who starts the pillow fights: depends on who’s getting on the other nerves and who’s in bed tbh}
• _{Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: peter ‘sleep is for the weak’ parer}
• _{Who mistakes salt for sugar: GROGGY PETER IN THE MORNING IM CHOKING FCJDKGDKK}
• _{Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: they both pretend not to hear it until mj get’s so frustrated she yells and gets up}
• _{Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: all peter}
• _{Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: MJ DOESN’T READ… but she’d do it if she were really that bored but probs fucked it up somehow}
• _{Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: both before it turns into a brownie batter / flour fight}
• _{Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: peter trying to make it up for bailing on some anniversary or show or smt}
• _{Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: mj mj mj mj}
• _{Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: THEY DON’T GO ANYWHERE… but mj is sure too anytime she’s back from filimg on location}
• _{Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: mj will just start asking him random questions and finally he’ll be like wtf is this for and she’ll be like ‘seeing if u really love me’}